Angela took a night off to catch up with friends and I got to stay home with Carnage (son – age 3) and Mayhem (daughter – age 1).
While at work I was trying to plan something because I don’t want to just plop them in front of the TV. They each require different activities to entertain them and/or keep them focused. Then I remembered that for a while now Carnage has been asking me to sharpen all his colored pencils with him. The last time we sharpened all of them by hand (all 100) we got blisters. But, I have an electric pencil sharpener that I inherited at work. So, I put it in a bag on my way home.
There were a couple of hiccups. The sharpener got a little hot when we were about half-way through so we had to take a break. I had to teach my son how to not just shove the pencil into the sharpener so that it locks up. I had to be on guard because my daughter’s fingers easily fit into the hole. That would have been bad. She didn’t get to sharpen pencils freely. I had her hold the back of the pencil , furthest away from the end being sharpened, and had my hand in front of it like a guard while swatting her other hand away as she tried to poke inside the sharpener.
It took about 2-1/2 hours from the first pencil sharpened til we were done. That included sharpener overheating breaks, bathroom breaks, snack breaks, a diaper change and some Mini Ninjas gameplay. But, we finished! Then, despite vehement protests by my son, I bagged up the sharpener to take it back to work.








